THAT WAS TOO FUNNY..I DIG LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA..THAT WAS A GOOD ONE..(smile)

Sausage Cheese Biscuits
The Grandison at Maney Park, Oklahoma City, Okla.

2-1/4 cups Bisquick mix
2/3 cup milk
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup cooked, crumbled sausage
Stir together Bisquick and milk. Add cheese and cooked sausage (may need additional milk if you add more sausage and cheese ...

Monkey Pound Cake

1 box yellow cake mix
4 eggs, room temperature
1/3 cup oil
1/2 cup water
1-1/3 cups mashed bananas
1 small box instant vanilla pudding
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1 teaspoon vanilla
Powdered sugar, optional
Combine all ingredients in large bowl. Mix until blended ...

BBQ Raccoon

One 4 to 6 pound raccoon, cut into serving pieces
1 cup red wine
2 onions, sliced
3 bay leaves
1 tablespoon salt
1 teaspoon pepper
3 cloves garlic, sliced
2 cups of your favorite barbecue sauce
1 tablespoons paprika

Place the meat pieces in a large pan. Add wine, onions, bay leaves ...

A farmer named Randall B. Smooth lived alone in the countryside with a pet dawg
which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship,
the dawg finally died so Ol Smooth went to the parish priest:
"Father, my old dawg is dead. Could you be saying a mass for
the creature?"
Father ...

Scoot kills a deer one day with his car and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy Chance keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad ...

Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Scoot answers, "Panty
Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled"
labor", she gives ...

Frankie gets a new rifle and decides to go bear hunting. He spots a cute little brown bear and shoots it. A tap on his shoulder makes him turn to see a big black bear, who says:

"That was my cousin, and you have two choices, I maul you to death, or we have sex."

Frankie thinks about it and decides ...

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DEDICATED TO JIMMY SMITH & BOONE SHOCKLEY (MY DAD)
- REST IN PEACE BOYS-

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog

Bought him sight unseen

I ordered him straight from an Ad

In a Full Cry Magazine

When I first laid eyes on him

I thought that I'd go blind

I never ...

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DEDICATED TO JIMMY SMITH & BOONE SHOCKLEY (MY DAD)
- REST IN PEACE BOYS-

"FRANKENSTEIN"
(The Dog)

(Verse 1)

Well I bought myself a coon dog

Bought him sight unseen

I ordered him straight from an Ad

In a Full Cry Magazine

When I first laid eyes on him

I thought that I'd go blind

I never ...

#1. ROBERT MEADOWS & CORKY WOLFE
#2. CORKY WOLFE & A BEAR.
#3. CORKY WOLFE & MOUNTAIN LION

REST IN PEACE:
BOONE SHOCKLEY
FAT SHOCKLEY
CORKY WOLFE
J.C. DAVIS
JIMMY SMITH
BILL BLACKARD
JUNIOR DAWES
LAVIS CRANDFORD

GONNA TRY AND POST SOME PICTURES OF MY DAD,DOGS,KILLS,FAMILY AND FRIENDS..MY OLDEST AND BEST FRIEND CORKY WOLFE (RIP)HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE TROPHY BEAR BIGGEST ONE KILLED IN CALIFORNIA..MY DAD WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE TAGGED IT.HIS WIFE CHARLOTTE HAS THE HIDE HANGING ON HER WALL AT HER PLACE IN ...

Herman (Boone) Shockley
Feb. 18, 1927 — Nov. 3, 2011

Herman (Boone) Shockley, born Feb. 18, 1927, died Nov. 3, 2011.

Memorial services will be held at Three Forks Grange, 7060 Mt. Aukum Road in Somerset, Calif., on Nov. 12, at 2 p.m. Questions may be directed to 530-620-3938.

Herman (Boone) Shockley
Feb. 18, 1927 — Nov. 3, 2011

Herman (Boone) Shockley, born Feb. 18, 1927, died Nov. 3, 2011.

Memorial services will be held at Three Forks Grange, 7060 Mt. Aukum Road in Somerset, Calif., on Nov. 12, at 2 p.m. Questions may be directed to 530-620-3938.