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Geriatric sex

Postby bearsnva » Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:45 pm

A Texas couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row: The couple makes an appointment, has sex with no problems, pays the therapist, and leaves.

Finally, after three months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask...Just what are you folks trying to find out?"

The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married,so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all...
Medicare pays $43 of it, so our co-pay is only $7." :D

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