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[Big N' Blue]

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a
restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of
coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican
requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with
a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also
glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus,
over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked
her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant, was
a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down
and hollered, “Hey there honey! How's about getting me a
cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God's boy over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly so
everyone in the restaurant could hear.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the
Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you
are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and
said, “For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian
felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he,
too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face,
towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."

For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is
necessary. For Those Who Do Not Understand, no explanation
is possible.