Message to Mom

[Big N' Blue]

A blonde went into a world wide Message Center to send a message to
her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have
any money."

"But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother," she added.

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything!" the blonde promised.

"Well, then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the
next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door," the man said.

She did.

He then said, "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... take it out....." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands, then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..

"Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it

close to her lips,

...tentatively said ....

"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"

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