> An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
> period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
> buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
>
> Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did
> this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
> call.
>
> Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature
> and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an
> Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>
> He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
> tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
> problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
> I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
> for the rest of her life.
>
> Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
> house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a
> $2,000,000 bank account.
>
> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
> $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
> $2,000,000 each.
>
> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
>
> At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
> firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
>
>
>
> "You SCREW her again."
>
>
Italian girl
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