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underwear change needed

Postby BigDaddySweet » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:24 am

This isn't my story but that of an older friend of mine. Keep in mind this probably happened 20 years ago or more and things were a little different back then.

M friend Ron was a very experienced houndsman and had some pretty good dogs. One of his really good friends (lets call him Mike) had a couple of dogs but asked Ron if he could take a couple of his more experienced dogs along on his bear hunt. Ron obliged and off they went.

Mike had a little trick to help him find where bears had crossed the road. He would drive along the road and every half mile or so he would get out and nail a can of tuna to the tree about 6 feet up. He did this all along the road as he headed toward his camp. The idea was you would just drive the road the next day and if the tuna can was missing you get out and look for tracks. Well, when Mike got back to camp that night he still had one tuna can left and so he decided to go 50-100 yards from his camp and nail it into the tree.

Mike and his hunting partner went to bed and were woke up in the middle of the night by all the dogs going crazy outside. Being groggy, and their judgement impaired (they may or may not have had a couple of drinks around the campfire) they grabbed their flashlights and went running out to see what was all the commotion. They looked and saw that all the hounds were barking in the direction of that last tuna can that Mike had nailed up closest to camp.

Mike shined his flashlight to the location of the tuna can, and soon saw 2 eyes shining back at him, but too faint to see anything else. Mike immediately realized that he and his partner had left their guns in the tent, and would soon regret that decision.

Suddenly, the creature who had riled up all the dogs and whose eyes were shining back at Mike set into a full sprint towards mike and was gaining ground fast. Knowing that he had no weapon within reach, and knowing that his tent would provide no shelter from an attacking bear, they both made a run for it straight for the back of the truck, which had a canopy. As they heard feet getting close and branches snapping right behind them, they both take a superman dive straight into the back of the pickup and turn to see their assailant flying into the back of the truck right on their heels. As they both screamed like little girls whose lives were about to end, IN FLYS....one of Ron's hounds, who had broken his lead and gotten free. They both had to change before going back to bed.
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Re: underwear change needed

Postby Big N' Blue » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:41 pm

lol

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