Walking through his field, an Amish farmer notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond. The farmer shouts, â€śTrink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.â€ť (Which means: â€śDon't drink the water, the cows shit in it.â€ť)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, â€śI'm a Muslim, I don't understand you old man. I only speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then at least speak to me in English.â€ť The Amish farmer replies, â€śUse two hands, you'll get more.â€ťâ€¦
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