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Superbowl

Postby Big N' Blue » Fri May 25, 2018 1:42 pm

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only
thing missing was a good quarterback He scouted and scouted but couldn't
find a quarterback who could give the Bears a shot at a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching the news he saw a war-zone scene in the West
Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!”

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as a great hero of football, and when the coach asks
him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom" he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says. “You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mom," the young man pleads.

"I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands of my adoring fans.”

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady
pauses, and then tearfully says,.........."I’ll never forgive you for making
us move to Chicago!"
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Re: Superbowl

Postby bearsnva » Sat May 26, 2018 11:13 am

Good one. Didn't expect that punch line!

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