4th wife Buddy, 1st one didn't count. She was illiterate

[Hagerman]

I am in dire need of a 4th wife who is a vet, knows dogs and horses.
If they can cook and clean that's a bonus.
I'm located in the sandbox of New Mexico and am not willing to relocate.
Well...maybe if you are in West Texas and an hieress.
All prospective brides will be vetted thru Benny G.
Thank you for your earnest and prompt replies.
PS. I'm serious!

[Buddyw]

Maybe I should give a volume discount to those that are on their 4th.

[Big Horn Posse]

[Benny G]

There's no need to be scared, Posse. Hagerman and I have a gentlemens' agreement. Since I have remained married to the same woman for 27 years, he has contracted my services to "test drive" any possible prospects and report back to him. In the event that I think a prospect may be just the ticket, I have the option to "give er another go", just to be sure. So now that you know the ins and outs, whatdaya say?

[Hagerman]

Posse, since none of my prior wives could change transmissions like Bennys wife does, I am going to the guru of bride selections, Mr. Benny G.

Yes Buddy with all the alimony, child support college, etc, volumn discounts would make it easier!
Thank you!

[livetohunt]

Hagerman dont you know after you buy 5 you get the 6th one for free.

[mofo21]

[livetohunt]

Aleast its not a buy one get one free deal or 2 for the price of one. Just think of 2 wives telling you what to do at the same time.