You're an EXTREME Redneck when...

[Balsam]

Maybe this has been posted before...couldn't find it when I did a search.



1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at
the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league
bowls on a different night.

5. Someone in your family died right after saying
'Hey, guys, watch this'.

6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

7. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

8. Your junior prom offered day care.

9. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than your spouse.

10. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

11. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

12. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.

[grouse]

Those are good ones . Reminded me of a invite someone brought up to the shop saying they were serving horderves We were thinking french prostitutes . By time we figured out how to pronounce horderves it turned out way different then what we thought .