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Big N' Blue
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Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 135 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa
"because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as....




Einstein's Theory of "RelativeTitty."

Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this crap, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
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relative humidity......the sweat that gathers on your forehead while having sex with your sister in law ?
no mater if you think you can or you think you cant,, you are probably rite.
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Old dog wrote:relative humidity......the sweat that gathers on your forehead while having sex with your sister in law ?
Need some clarification!! Brothers wife or wife's sister?? LOL :lol: :lol: :beer :beer
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