Christmas joke for the 'Gals'

[Balsam]

Note: pretty sure male reindeer don't shed till late Dec into Jan...but will let that slip by in the interest of fun...


According to the Alaskan Department of Fisheries and Game,

while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female.

We should've known...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost...