boy kills turkey out of season and dnr pulls up-joke

[WALKERDOG#1]

little boy killed a turkey out of season and is walking home with the turkey under his arm. soon, the dnr pulls up and says sonny, u know its illegal to kill animals out of season dont u.the boys says, oh yes officer i know, i didnt kill this turkey, he roosted under my arm. well, the officer getting angry with the boys says, i tell u what im gonna do, whatever u do to that turkey im gonna do to you. the boy didnt have anything to say to that one so he just stood there and looked at the officer. then, the officer getting even more angry since the boy didnt reply said, well boy, what r u gonna do to this turkey? the boy says, well officer, i reckon im gonna kiss his ASS and turn him loose.

[Big N' Blue]

Liked that


Keep a positive attitude and your guns loaded!! LOL

[yotahounder]

thats a smooth talkin boy lol well done lol