Why I Had to Change Hotels
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:13 pm
I found this on another hunting site:
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I
thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books
like escorts and such.
I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself
Veronique. The photo showed a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what
the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says.
God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I Would lose my nerve if I hesitated I
rushed right in.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie
me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"Well" she says, "first you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I
thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books
like escorts and such.
I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself
Veronique. The photo showed a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what
the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says.
God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I Would lose my nerve if I hesitated I
rushed right in.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie
me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"Well" she says, "first you need to press 9 for an outside line."
