The Patch
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:01 pm
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army
fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I
had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that
they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up
and left and l never got my order.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army
fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I
had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that
they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up
and left and l never got my order.