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You might be a houndsmen if.....

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:34 am
by catdogs
So..... I 'm at the grocery store the other day, putting groceries in the dogbox, (which is worth more than my truck) and the local vet comes up to me and thanks me for the new house he just bought, and I get to chuckling to myself, yep I must be a houndsmen.

So.......this is just for fun. Some of the waycool crew shoud be able to come up with some good ones here. So lets hear 'em guys/gals.

If you've ever taken groceries home in your dogbox.....you might be a houndsmen.

If your dogbox is worth more than your truck......you might be a houndsmen.

If the local vet thanks you for his new house.....you might be a houndsmen.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:56 am
by bearhunter77
If you don't have the money to buy this weeks groceries because you need a new tracking collar. You might be a houndsman.

If you cancel a date with a girl to go coon hunting. You might be a houndsman.

If you buy your clothes at Walmart because they have layway. You might be a houndsman.

If you compare the feeling of hearing the sounds of a hound to the sensation of making love.
Well.......you have issues. (I guess I have issues). You might be a houndsman.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:18 am
by Kyle
You might be a houndsman if ..... the snack you are eating came out of the bait bucket.

the truck you are driving looks five years older than it is.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:26 am
by JARED PLUMLEE
you wish ur wife/GF smelled as good as a dead bear

You might be a Houndsman if

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:30 am
by dawger
You know your dogs nutritional intake better than your own.

might

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:34 pm
by BigGameHunter
if you call in sick to work every day it snows you might be a houndsman

if you can recite the pedegree of each of your dogs from memory but you have no idea what the name of your great grandma was you might be a houndsman

if you show up at Wal-Mart once every six months to buy a new pet porter you might be a houndsman

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:01 pm
by Travis Stirek
You got more pictures of dogs on the wall than your kids you might be a houndsmen :oops:
If ya ever missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner cause ya got one going you might be a houndsmen
If ya got more concrete in your kennels than on your whole property you might be a houndsmen
If your dog food bill is more than your four person grocery bill you might be a houndsmen

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:03 pm
by Bdog
If you put 5 dogs in an airline crate on the back of your 4 wheeler you might be a houndsman.

If you dump all the dogs from the above said dog box so your five year old can sleep while your looking for tracks you might be a houndsman.

If you dump your dogs on trash to do some training and you forgot to turn your e collars on you might be a houndsman.

If you work all night and hunt all day and on the way home you fall asleep and crash your truck you might be a houndsman...

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:59 pm
by catdogs
If you've seen a deer run 30 mph for 30 miles........You might be a houndsmen. :D

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:26 pm
by HoundDawg
If you can easily recall all your good dogs from the past, but you can't remember the names of your first three ex-wives, you might be a houndsmen...

"Yup, 'ol Copper was quite a dog. That was way back when I was married to 'ol... uh, you know 'ol... hmmmm, well that red head gal with the temper."

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:47 pm
by Buddyw
If the only time you have ever planned 9 months in advance on a calendar was to tell your wife we really can only have sex suring these months. cause it might screw up your season... You might be a houndsmen

During the "three" months that you figure it's "safe" to have sex.. you can't because you're gone hunting for those months... You might be a Houndsmen..

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:57 pm
by bency
If your at wal-mart trying to figure out which shitty dog food to buy your hounds till your pay check arrives because you spent all your play money on gas during the week while hunting and your girlfriend is nagging you about what kind of pregnancy test she should buy........you might be a houndsmen.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:04 am
by Mort
that sounds all too familiar there bency lol

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:25 am
by Spanky
If you have more pictures with your hounds and dead game then your wife you might be a houndsmen

If you save all your vacation time to spend with your hounds during opening week instead of your family you might be a houndsmen

If your gas card total is more then your monthly mortgage you might be a houndsmen

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:38 am
by easttenngator
If you live NOWHERE near a lake or Ocean and have a Marine Band radio


You Might Be a Houndsmen