genie in a bottle
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:41 am
right off the top no offence intended to all the ladies 
a guys walking on the beach and sees something shiney so he digs it up. it's the most odd bottle he ever saw so he wipes it off and out pops a genie. the genie says "o great master i'll grant you any 1 wish thats within my power" the guy thinks about it then says i've always wanted to go to hawaii. but i'm affraid off flying and i don't like boats. so i wish there was a bridge from san fransico to hawaii. the genie thinks for a second and says. ya know the engineering and the materials it's just too much,is there anything else you might want?? the man ponders for a moment says i wish i knew why women think the way they do. the genie turn instantly to the man and says do you want that 2 lanes or 4. 
a guys walking on the beach and sees something shiney so he digs it up. it's the most odd bottle he ever saw so he wipes it off and out pops a genie. the genie says "o great master i'll grant you any 1 wish thats within my power" the guy thinks about it then says i've always wanted to go to hawaii. but i'm affraid off flying and i don't like boats. so i wish there was a bridge from san fransico to hawaii. the genie thinks for a second and says. ya know the engineering and the materials it's just too much,is there anything else you might want?? the man ponders for a moment says i wish i knew why women think the way they do. the genie turn instantly to the man and says do you want that 2 lanes or 4. 
