$50,000 Bird Dog
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:52 pm
Well there was an add in the magazine saying a guy had a bird dog for sale for 50,000 dollars. Two guys reading the add started talking about the dog and that no dog was worth that much money and on and on until they finally talked one another into just going and looking at this fantastic dog. So they called the man and drove down to his house to see the dog work!
Well the man took the guys and the dog and went to a local area and turned out the dog. The dog went right to work and pretty soon the dog came to point! The dog stood point as he should but then came back to the owner and patted his left foot on the ground three times. The two guys looked at one another and then asked the owner what did that mean? The owner said the dog is telling me that there are three birds down there and they are going to flush to the left... Well sure enough they walked down and three birds flew of to the left! The two guys could not believe their eyes... They asked to see if the dog could do it again. So the owner sent the dog out and in a few minutes the dog came to point again. As before the dog was on point but broke and came back to the owner and patted his right foot on the ground two times. Again the two guys asked the owner what does that mean. Well the owner said there are two birds and they are going to flush to the right. And sure enough there were two birds and the flew to the right. The guys started talking to one another and they agreed that if the dog could do that again they would get the money up and buy the dog. They asked again to see the dog work and if it did what it had been doing they would buy the dog!
The owner again sent the dog out and after a bit the dog came to point again. And as usual the dog broke point and came back to the owner and started humping the owners leg. Well, the two guys did not know what to make of this and asked what is he telling you now? The owner said that the dog was telling him that there were so many f...ing birds down there he did not which way they were going to fly!
Well the man took the guys and the dog and went to a local area and turned out the dog. The dog went right to work and pretty soon the dog came to point! The dog stood point as he should but then came back to the owner and patted his left foot on the ground three times. The two guys looked at one another and then asked the owner what did that mean? The owner said the dog is telling me that there are three birds down there and they are going to flush to the left... Well sure enough they walked down and three birds flew of to the left! The two guys could not believe their eyes... They asked to see if the dog could do it again. So the owner sent the dog out and in a few minutes the dog came to point again. As before the dog was on point but broke and came back to the owner and patted his right foot on the ground two times. Again the two guys asked the owner what does that mean. Well the owner said there are two birds and they are going to flush to the right. And sure enough there were two birds and the flew to the right. The guys started talking to one another and they agreed that if the dog could do that again they would get the money up and buy the dog. They asked again to see the dog work and if it did what it had been doing they would buy the dog!
The owner again sent the dog out and after a bit the dog came to point again. And as usual the dog broke point and came back to the owner and started humping the owners leg. Well, the two guys did not know what to make of this and asked what is he telling you now? The owner said that the dog was telling him that there were so many f...ing birds down there he did not which way they were going to fly!