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WOMAN'S POEM.

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a S@%t.

That's a good one there!!

Montana after seeing your post on the U.S. on coondawgs i thought you were the smart one out of us ........Naw ..you really are one of the boys

LOL

hahaha- thanks easttenngator- I'd much rather be known as one of the boys than a smart guy! If you knew me better, I'm sure "smart" would never even enter your mind.

lol thats good stuff...