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Share it with your female friends...

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:52 pm
by yeager
40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

:beer

Re: Share it with your female friends...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:42 am
by dubl_t
Nice one Jarhead, but I ain't sharing it with my ball n' chain :lol:

Re: Share it with your female friends...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:49 pm
by Big N' Blue
dubl_t wrote:Nice one Jarhead, but I ain't sharing it with my ball n' chain :lol:

Come on!! Show her you got a pair!!! LOL :beer

Re: Share it with your female friends...

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:27 pm
by dubl_t
Big N' Blue wrote:
dubl_t wrote:Nice one Jarhead, but I ain't sharing it with my ball n' chain :lol:

Come on!! Show her you got a pair!!! LOL :beer

Got you on that one Bn'B, she ALREADY KNOWS I got a pair......they're in her purse :oops:

Re: Share it with your female friends...

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:57 pm
by Steve White
dubl_t wrote:
Big N' Blue wrote:
dubl_t wrote:Nice one Jarhead, but I ain't sharing it with my ball n' chain :lol:

Come on!! Show her you got a pair!!! LOL :beer

Got you on that one Bn'B, she ALREADY KNOWS I got a pair......they're in her purse :oops:

Now that's funny!!!