Another redneck joke.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:37 pm
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in
heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about
their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might
have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he
be
willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00? Bobby Lee showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again
readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth,"
Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in
heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about
their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. Herein, the Zoo Keeper thought they might
have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he
be
willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00? Bobby Lee showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The
following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "she must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper again
readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth,"
Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."
