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Winter Blonde

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:30 am
by bency
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She

jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The

trucker lowers the window, & she says 'Hi, my name is Heather & you're

losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her & proceedsdown the

street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up

again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the

trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says

brightly, 'Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing someof your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the

street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of

breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says ‘Hi, my name is Heather,

& you're losing some of your load!'When the light turns green, the trucker

revs up & races to the nextlight. When he stops this time, he hurriedly

gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, &

after she lowersit, he says...'Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter & I'm

driving the SALT TRUCK!'

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:27 am
by Calkins
lol hahaha