*A Wish To Live Forever*
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:11 pm
I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out
of
its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out
of
its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.