There I was sitting at the bar
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:54 pm
There I was sitting at the bar
staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well,
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd
CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day
of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a
meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with
another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to
work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a
capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up
and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day
going?"
staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well,
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd
CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day
of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a
meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with
another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to
work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a
capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up
and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day
going?"