The Statues
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:40 am
At the gate to beautiful park stood two perfectly carved statues of a man and a woman.
Throughout the ages a genie would stop and admire them. Finally after many centuries the genie, while admiring them, came up with a great idea. He granted the statues the gift of life. The two statues after coming to life just stood there naked, helpless and confused. "What should we do" they asked the genie, "all we know is to stand here." The genie replied "I want you to do whatever your hearts desire. Although I wish it could be more, this gift is only for 30 minutes. Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the park you have stood watch over but please be back before 30 minutes." The statues looked into each others eyes and began to grin, They held hands and ran off into the bushes. The genie stood patiently waiting. He could hear giggling and leaves rustling and more giggling. This brought him great joy. After only 10 minutes the statues returned out of breath and still grinning. The genie was surprised they came back soon and reminded them they still had 20 more minutes. The statues looked at each other with those funny little smirks and the Female said " do you want to do IT again?" The Male got an even bigger smile and said "Of course I want to do IT again, But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll sh t on his head"
Throughout the ages a genie would stop and admire them. Finally after many centuries the genie, while admiring them, came up with a great idea. He granted the statues the gift of life. The two statues after coming to life just stood there naked, helpless and confused. "What should we do" they asked the genie, "all we know is to stand here." The genie replied "I want you to do whatever your hearts desire. Although I wish it could be more, this gift is only for 30 minutes. Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the park you have stood watch over but please be back before 30 minutes." The statues looked into each others eyes and began to grin, They held hands and ran off into the bushes. The genie stood patiently waiting. He could hear giggling and leaves rustling and more giggling. This brought him great joy. After only 10 minutes the statues returned out of breath and still grinning. The genie was surprised they came back soon and reminded them they still had 20 more minutes. The statues looked at each other with those funny little smirks and the Female said " do you want to do IT again?" The Male got an even bigger smile and said "Of course I want to do IT again, But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll sh t on his head"