`FRANKIE GOES HUNTING`
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:23 am
Frankie gets a new rifle and decides to go bear hunting. He spots a cute little brown bear and shoots it. A tap on his shoulder makes him turn to see a big black bear, who says:
"That was my cousin, and you have two choices, I maul you to death, or we have sex."
Frankie thinks about it and decides on the sex. Two weeks later, after he recovers, he vows revenge and goes hunting again. This time he bags the black bear.. Just after shooting it, he feels a shoulder tap. Turns around and there's a grizzly bear, who says:
"That was my cousin. You wanna be mauled to death, or do we have rough sex?" Frankie picks the sex. Several months later, Frankie recovers and runs to the woods to kill the Grizzly. He enjoys the feeling of sweet revenge for a moment before he gets tapped on his shoulder.
Standing behind him is an enormous polar bear. The polar bear just shakes his head sadly and says:
"Come on admit it, Frankie.. you ain't here for the hunting, are you?"
"That was my cousin, and you have two choices, I maul you to death, or we have sex."
Frankie thinks about it and decides on the sex. Two weeks later, after he recovers, he vows revenge and goes hunting again. This time he bags the black bear.. Just after shooting it, he feels a shoulder tap. Turns around and there's a grizzly bear, who says:
"That was my cousin. You wanna be mauled to death, or do we have rough sex?" Frankie picks the sex. Several months later, Frankie recovers and runs to the woods to kill the Grizzly. He enjoys the feeling of sweet revenge for a moment before he gets tapped on his shoulder.
Standing behind him is an enormous polar bear. The polar bear just shakes his head sadly and says:
"Come on admit it, Frankie.. you ain't here for the hunting, are you?"