~SCOOT & RANDY UNEMPLOYED~
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:37 am
Scoot and Randy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Scoot answers, "Panty
Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled"
labor", she gives Scoot $300 a week unemployment pay.
Randy was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replies. Since diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gives Randy $600 a week.
When Scoot finds out he is furious. He storms back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker Randy is collecting double his pay.
The clerk explains, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are
skilled labor."
"What skill?!" yells Scoot. "I sew the elastic in the panties, Randy puts
dem over his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter
When asked his occupation, Scoot answers, "Panty
Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled"
labor", she gives Scoot $300 a week unemployment pay.
Randy was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replies. Since diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gives Randy $600 a week.
When Scoot finds out he is furious. He storms back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker Randy is collecting double his pay.
The clerk explains, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are
skilled labor."
"What skill?!" yells Scoot. "I sew the elastic in the panties, Randy puts
dem over his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter