~THE DEATH OF OL SMOOTH'S DAWG~
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:29 am
A farmer named Randall B. Smooth lived alone in the countryside with a pet dawg
which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship,
the dawg finally died so Ol Smooth went to the parish priest:
"Father, my old dawg is dead. Could you be saying a mass for
the creature?"
Father Scoot replied, "I'm sorry to hear about your
dawg’s death. But, unfortunately, we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. However, there’s a new denomination down
the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they’ll do
something for the animal."
Ol Smooth says, "I’ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough
to donate for the service?"
Father Scoot says: "$500? Why didn’t you tell me the dawg was Catholic?!"
which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship,
the dawg finally died so Ol Smooth went to the parish priest:
"Father, my old dawg is dead. Could you be saying a mass for
the creature?"
Father Scoot replied, "I'm sorry to hear about your
dawg’s death. But, unfortunately, we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. However, there’s a new denomination down
the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they’ll do
something for the animal."
Ol Smooth says, "I’ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough
to donate for the service?"
Father Scoot says: "$500? Why didn’t you tell me the dawg was Catholic?!"