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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.

where do you come up with all of this stuff

Have to protect my source, he said he was afraid someone would come pick him up!! LOL I guess he does not care if they haul me off!! I about lost my coffee on this one this morning!

That's funny stuff right there.

Damnit David! I told you not to tell no one, I just needed some moral support. On a better note I believe the swellings gone down. Its Hardly noticeable at all now. The part that is

triple A..... there for a second I thought you said double and I thought that ain't very funny