A Real Love Story

[Balsam]

Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota . It vas early vinter
and da lake had froze over.

Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral
store to get him some smokes. She asked him for some money, but he
told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Lena valked across, got da smokes at da yeneral store, den valked
back home across da lake. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes,
she asked him, “Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da
store. Why didn't you yust give me some money?”

Ole replied, “Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money
ven I vasn't sure how tick da ice vas yet.”