Reading
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:26 pm
To all you wonderful women and also the guys who
know them.
One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls
up alongside the woman and
says, "Goodmorning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.
know them.
One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls
up alongside the woman and
says, "Goodmorning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.
