Dead at 95
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:02 pm
Grandpa passed away on Sunday morning.
Miss Katie went to Grandmothers house to comfort and console her.
How did Grandpa die she asked. Grandmother replied " while we were making love as always on Sunday morning"
Oh Grandmother at your age making love is very risky even on Sunday.
Thats where your wrong, my dear , Making love on Sunday morning in rhythm to the Church bells ringing is the way. In on the ding out on the dong is the perfect way.
Wiping away a tear Grandmother said
" he'd still be alive if that ice cream truck hadn't come by".
Miss Katie went to Grandmothers house to comfort and console her.
How did Grandpa die she asked. Grandmother replied " while we were making love as always on Sunday morning"
Oh Grandmother at your age making love is very risky even on Sunday.
Thats where your wrong, my dear , Making love on Sunday morning in rhythm to the Church bells ringing is the way. In on the ding out on the dong is the perfect way.
Wiping away a tear Grandmother said
" he'd still be alive if that ice cream truck hadn't come by".