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The Sensitive Man...

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:13 pm
by Balsam
The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,edium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side,
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:


'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Re: The Sensitive Man...

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:52 pm
by Big N' Blue
Thanks alot Balsam, I sent this to my wife and now she is questioning the size of every stuffed animal I have ever bought her!!!!!!

Re: The Sensitive Man...

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:16 pm
by Balsam
Blue, yep sometimes they can be difficult to understand..... sort of like this:


The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's."

So I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold..... I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about............the fridge works fine.

or this:

While examining his female patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart,
lungs, pulse & blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing that
gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady immediately started taking off her clothes.....

The doctor, stopped her and said:

"No! No! Put your clothes back on....... I wanted to see your tongue."

Re: The Sensitive Man...

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:58 pm
by Big N' Blue
Great ones! Thanks. Your pretty sharp for not being a Texan! Keep em coming! Have you ever drank from a dirty hoof print? LOL

Re: The Sensitive Man...

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:04 pm
by Balsam
Can't say that I ever have...but back in the day there were many times being hung over that I felt like I must have drank from a hoof print.... that was filled by the horse and not the rain.