2012 DNC Schedule..Charlotte, N.C.

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2012 DNC Schedule..Charlotte, N.C.

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2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
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10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally
11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing

12:30 AM-- Convention Officially Called To A End
2:30 Am-- Convention Center Completely Empty Of Delegates, News Media, Etc
2:45 AM--Lights Turned Off, Doors Locked

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
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Wow!! I about pissed my pants over that one. :lol: :lol: Really though, it is a shame that the great people from the state of North Carolina don't stand out in front of the place with signs that say you're really not welcome here. I also wonder how much time the lame street media is going to devote to this cesspool of stupidstars. Oh well it's only about a couple months now, and we will find out just how pissed off the country is.

Good post take care, Willy
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You nailed it..'a cesspool of stupidstars'..and the liberal media is certainly included right there in the cesspool with them.
Its time for voters in this country to wake up and turn on the pumps of liberty, freedom and common sense, and pump or flush the cesspool out.
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Come on Moderators pull this out of the Laugh box and put it in " The Truth " section and make it required reading.
It is no laughing matter to those who aren't to stupid to realize they've been duped.
Wake up AMERICA vote this "cesspool of stupid stars" out.
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You done GOOD Don!!!! That was great!!!!!!!!!!!
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Howdy Dave...Don?...guess I got a new name...lol...

I been thinking about those 'superstars'...and came a conclusion thats a bit more credit than their due..Hope Willy don't mind, but a 'cesspool of stupidstars'... would be more appropriate..
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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agreed. I'll edit mine. Don
P.S. even that might be too much credit.
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Balsm &, Come-Hunt,

I got mine all took care of!! I am on board.

Come-Hunt, hope everything is well at your place I heard from David that you had to cancel your bird hunting trip. Wish you and the Mrs. well.

Take care, Willy
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Thanks guys for all the replys and edits. Just updated mine.
Sorry for the mix up there Don, by stepping on the reply from Dave to you. :?
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