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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence without
possibility of parole at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in
1994. My other brother is in jail awaiting charges on sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?


Signed,
Concerned about my reputation?

That's funny. Haha