Doctors compete
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:26 pm
A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;
we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;
we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....
in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya
with no brains, no heart, and no balls....
we made him President of the United States , and now.......
the whole damn country is looking for work.
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;
we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;
we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....
in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya
with no brains, no heart, and no balls....
we made him President of the United States , and now.......
the whole damn country is looking for work.