A lesson in the speaking and writing English.
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:43 pm
On his 65th birthday, a fellow received a Gift Certificate from his wife. The gift was an appointment with a Medicine man on a nearby reservation, who was reported to have a cure for Erectile Dysfunction.
After being persuaded from her, he reluctantly redeemed his certificate and went to see this man.
The MM told him " You only take a teaspoon full of this Medicine as it is very powerful, after you take it you say the words 1,2,3, and immediately you will become more manly than you have ever been and it will last until your partner says the words 1,2,3,4 and it won't work again until the next FULL MOON.
He went home and told his wife "Mildred watch this" He dropped his pants and said " 1,2,3, "
Mildred jumped up and started ripping off her cloths and said "Thats wonderful but what is the
1,2,3,for"
That my friend is why you should never end a sentence with a dangling Participle.
After being persuaded from her, he reluctantly redeemed his certificate and went to see this man.
The MM told him " You only take a teaspoon full of this Medicine as it is very powerful, after you take it you say the words 1,2,3, and immediately you will become more manly than you have ever been and it will last until your partner says the words 1,2,3,4 and it won't work again until the next FULL MOON.
He went home and told his wife "Mildred watch this" He dropped his pants and said " 1,2,3, "
Mildred jumped up and started ripping off her cloths and said "Thats wonderful but what is the
1,2,3,for"
That my friend is why you should never end a sentence with a dangling Participle.