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A man was sitting on a blanket
at the ocean beach.
He had no arms & no legs.

Three women, the first was from England,
the second Wales, & the third was Ireland,
were walking past the poor man
feeling sorry for him.
The English woman said:
"Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No,"
so she gave him a nice warm hug & walked on.


The Welsh woman said,
"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No,"
so she gave him a gentle kiss & walked on.

The Irish woman came to him & said,
"Av ya ever been fooked before, Laddie?

The man broke into a big smile
& said, "No I haven't".

She said,
"Aye Lad, ya will be when the tide comes in."