High school---1957 vs 2012
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:24 am
Kind of interesting for those of us who went to high school in the 50s or 60's and also those who went more recently.
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> You should know that by today's standards none of us were supposed to ever make it.
> HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2012
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> Scenario 1:
> Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
> 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
> 2012 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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> Scenario 2:
> Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
> 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
> 2012 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .
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> Scenario 3:
> Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
> 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
> 2012 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
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> Scenario 4:
> Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
> 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
> 2012 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
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> Scenario 5:
> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
> 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .
> 2012 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
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> Scenario 7:
> Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
> 1957 - Ants die.
> 2012 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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> Scenario 8:
> Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
> 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
> 2012 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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> This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!
>
> You should know that by today's standards none of us were supposed to ever make it.
> HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2012
>
> Scenario 1:
> Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
> 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
> 2012 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
>
> Scenario 2:
> Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
> 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
> 2012 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .
>
> Scenario 3:
> Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
> 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
> 2012 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
>
> Scenario 4:
> Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
> 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
> 2012 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
>
> Scenario 5:
> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
> 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .
> 2012 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
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>
> Scenario 7:
> Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
> 1957 - Ants die.
> 2012 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
>
> Scenario 8:
> Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
> 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
> 2012 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
>
> This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!