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little johnny is at it again

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:36 pm
by come-hunt
The teacher asked the class, " What does your family need at home?
One little one said "We need a lawn mower.
"That would sure come in handy" said the teacher.
Another one said "We need a computer.
"That would be useful, said the teacher.
Little Johnny jumped up and said " We don't need nothing.
The teacher said " Oh come on Johnny, are you sure? Everybody needs something.
" Yeah I'm sure. Dad said " I see Obama got re-elected, thats the last dang thing we need.