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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

If my math is right, 50 yrs a go you were a 12 yr old sleeping with a hot 23 yr old.You are my new hero!!!!!! Hell, i was still playn cowboys and indians when i was 12!

Be it a women or a dog it is amazing where our imagination goes. We always think there is something better and maybe their is. Happiness is wanting what you have. Doesn't that sound boring. Mark& Dave

Definitely not boring, I think it is called contentment and comfortable in your surroundings!!

You married yet? What is the hold up!!! Perfect match!

May God Bless both of you!! Dewey and Mark!!