Blond Pilot
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:56 am
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two seater airplane with just the
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She is frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is
dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on
the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now,
just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height
and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K."... says the voice on the radio...." Repeat after me:
“Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She is frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is
dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on
the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now,
just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height
and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K."... says the voice on the radio...." Repeat after me:
“Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."