Men, Beer is Bad for you.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:48 pm
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
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Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
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>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
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>Argued over nothing.
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>Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
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>Gained weight.
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>Talked excessively without making sense.
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>Became overly emotional.
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>Couldn't drive.
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>Failed to think rationally
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>Had to sit down while urinating.
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>No further testing was considered necessary.
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Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
>
>
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>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
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>
>
>Argued over nothing.
>
>Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>
>Gained weight.
>
>Talked excessively without making sense.
>
>Became overly emotional.
>
>Couldn't drive.
>
>Failed to think rationally
>
>Had to sit down while urinating.
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>No further testing was considered necessary.
