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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

Blue, i sure enjoy your jokes as i am sure many others do. But i think i need to explain to the others that a lot of your jokes aren't jokes at all but real life scenarios that have happened to you, such as this last one. You sure have a talent of making them sound like jokes though. Keep em coming!

Your pal

Lelongcarbine

Mark, friends like you only come along once in a lifetime!! Thank goodness!
Humor makes the world go round and this story just shows that even when things go bad, there is still something to laugh about!
Now knowing that your mind would not have gone in that direction without a little push from some of our other perverted friends, not saying that you were not smart enough to think of it on your own. LOL Makes me wonder where you got this train of thought from.
Suspects that come to mind are CRA: he's pretty sharp and has a way of being very subtle. slowandeasy: his mind would go there naturally!
Maybe it is someone that I do not even suspect, such as the many new friends I met in Oregon!
In any case, I don't think you came up with this on your own!!!

I do hope everyone enjoys the jokes!!

I think we can rule out CRA because after all he is just 2 letters away from being CRAzy

David that Mark is always thinking lol