had to been a texan
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:17 pm
a gal was driving thru texas when her car up and quit. so she was under the hood when the wind blew it down trapping her. there she was trapped under her hood in a short skirt when she heard a rig slow down and stop. help she yells im trapped please help me. so your trapped you say mam? yes and my feet don't even reach the ground. about then she heard what sounded like a zipper and the guy had his way with her. finaly a ranger came by and helped her out from under the hood. she was madder than a wet hen and hollering that a Texan had molested her. the ranger calmed her down and asked what kind of rig was he in. she didn't know so he asked what did his cowboy hat look like again she had no answer finaly he asked what makes her think it was a Texan? she said he was just like any other Texan you know a big buckle and a little bitty pecker!
