Top Ten
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:03 pm
Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care
Plan.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage
is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the
pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) The statement, "The patient
is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical
error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."
(2)
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You
ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Plan.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage
is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the
pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) The statement, "The patient
is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical
error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."
(2)
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You
ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.