When I Say I'm Broke...I'm Broke!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:59 pm
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to
> be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> cleaner.
>
>
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I
> could take a couple minutes of your time, I would
> like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> cleaners...
>
>
> ' 'Go away!' said the old lady.
> ''I'm broke and haven't got any
> money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
> and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too
> hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
> you have at least seen my demonstration.''
>
> And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
> her
> hallway carpet.
>
> ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
> traces of this
> Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
> eat
> the remainder.''
>
>
> The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me
> get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity
> this morning."
> be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> cleaner.
>
>
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I
> could take a couple minutes of your time, I would
> like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> cleaners...
>
>
> ' 'Go away!' said the old lady.
> ''I'm broke and haven't got any
> money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
> and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too
> hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
> you have at least seen my demonstration.''
>
> And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
> her
> hallway carpet.
>
> ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
> traces of this
> Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
> eat
> the remainder.''
>
>
> The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me
> get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity
> this morning."