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A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:48 pm
by Balsam
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What
the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married...!"
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:30 pm
by Big N' Blue
LMAO Good one!!
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:23 pm
by come-hunt
If this hasn't happened to you, then you just haven't been married long enough, because it will.
LOL!!
Another analogy. He " Where would you like to go eat tonight" She "Oh I'm okay with where ever you pick." Odds are 1 in how ever many places are within driving distance of your picking it right. If there is only two places available. I will bet 10 to one you pick the wrong place.
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:51 pm
by mark
When i get the " doesn't matter to me, you pick a place" ball throwed in my court i just whip into mcdonalds. Only takes once or twice and they get good at picking the eateries.
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:14 am
by mondomuttruner
Mark, I wouldn't blame her for not wanting to eat at her place of work...
No disrespect to your wife, this is the laugh box(just in case she reads)
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:24 am
by mark
Mondo, i choked on my snoose!!!!!! Thats funny now and its gunna get a lot funnier. Shes on the puter bookn a flight to Wisc. as i am typing this. Good luck man lol
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:33 am
by mondomuttruner
It's a relief to hear that she can read. I just thought the caliber of women you hang with...well, you know what I mean. Anyways, looking forward to meeting her. If she looks like one of those backwoods hotties your always talking about, don't expect her back for a good long time. I better tidy up for her arrival, so much to do....take care..
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:04 pm
by mark
One cant hurt it and there aint room for two to get on.
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:09 am
by Big N' Blue
Mondo, you definitely have the quick wit and aptitude to be a highly respected contributor to the fun for lunch bunch! Making Mark choke on his snoose is no easy accomplishment!! Look to be thrown under the bus soon! He's a sneaky littler critter! Hope you can come to the west coast cat hunters get together next year! I went last year and have made many life long friendships that would have never happened without this forum. Hope everyone has a very merry and safe Christmas and happy new year!! Balsam, I hope you make it too! You will meet a lot of fine men!
Re: A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:56 am
by mark
Well sonofab@$&h!!!! Ol blue must be feeling better. Bout time!!
Mondo, when you come out this summer dont forget to bring some cheese.