How I lost my teeth....
Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:26 pm
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for
a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind
me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the
farmer notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday.
a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind
me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the
farmer notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday.