JEWISH DIVORCE...
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:00 pm
JEWISH DIVORCE...
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving ." All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece When it used to be the size of a nickel.
Her mother says, You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion You drive a $350,000 Ferrari, You get $3,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and,
You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents???????"
NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!!
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving ." All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece When it used to be the size of a nickel.
Her mother says, You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion You drive a $350,000 Ferrari, You get $3,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and,
You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents???????"
NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!!